|APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER|
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
2. HEIGHT:__________ WEIGHT:__________ I.Q. _________ G.P.A._________
3. SOCIAL SECURITY#_________________ DRIVER'S LICENSE # __________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK ____________________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS___________________ CITY/STATE_______ ZIP_____
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?_________________
7. Number of years parents married: ______________
8. Do you own a van?_____ A truck with oversized tires?____ A waterbed?______
9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE
mean to you?
11. In 50 words or less, what does
ABSTINENCE mean to you?
12. Church you attend? ________________________ How often? ___________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and priest? ______
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-promise).
A. If I were shot, the last
place on my body I would want to be wounded is ________
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________
16. Do you have any holes in your body
other than the ones God graced you with and if so, how many?
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)