MOM CHARGES |
Dear Mom,
I am tired of working and not getting paid.
Taking out the trash 25 cents a day Making my bed 25 cents a day Clearing the table after supper 50 cents a day
Total Charge 30 dollars a month
Dear Johnny
For seven loads of laundry For vacuuming the house For clean sheets For shopping for your groceries For 21 meals a week For 14 snacks a week For baking cookies For 21 table settings a week For washing dishes 3 times a day For 5 rides to soccer each week For 15 rides to and from school For 3 rides to church For 1 trip to grandma’s house For washing windows For mopping the floor For providing a radio for you For providing a T.V. for you For providing toys for you For providing you toothpaste For cleaning your bathroom For providing a phone to talk to your friends For providing a room For providing a bed For providing clothes For paying the rent For paying utilities For paying the car loan
Total Charge Free Love Mom |