Take this six question test if you dare...

 

 

 

 

 

 

#1: What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: bread.... If you said "toast" then give up now and go

and find yourself a shoe box as you can't handle life....

If you said "bread" then please progress on to Question #2.

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#2: Say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk".....what do cows drink?

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Answer: "water"

If you said "milk," then may we suggest that you do not try the

next question, as it may seem that your brain cell is over-taxed, you

need a holiday... may we suggest Children's World?

If you said "water" then you may go onto Question #3.

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#3: If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue

bricks, a pink house is made out of pink bricks, a black

house is made out of black bricks... what is a green house made out of?

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Answer: "Glass" if you said "green bricks" then what are you still doing

here reading these questions!!!!

If you said "glass" then please progress onto Question #4.

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#4: 20 years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country

Germany when two of the engines fail, the pilot realizing that the last

remaining engine was failing, he decides a crash landing

procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the plane

crashes smack bang in the middle of "no mans land," the area between East

Germany and West Germany in the middle of the Berlin Wall, ..... Where would

you bury the survivors East Germany, West Germany or in "no mans land"?

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Answer: you don't bury "survivors;" if you said anything other

than the sentence above then please never fly, you may cause more damage

should the plane crash!!!

If you "got" the above then carry on to Question #5.

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#5: If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every

minute then how many degrees will the hour hand travel in one (1) hour?

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Answer: "one degree;" if you said "360 degrees", or anything

other than the >answer, may I congratulate you on getting this far... but be

honest with yourself, do you think you can handle the last and final

question?

If you said "one degree" then please go on to the last question.

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#6: **without using a calculator** You are driving a bus from

London to Milford Haven (Wales). In London 17 people get on the bus, in

reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on, in Swindon 2 people get off, 4

people get on, in Cardiff 11 people get off, 16 people get on, in Swansea 3

people get off, 5 people get on, in Carmarthen, 6 people get off, 3 people

get on.

The bus then pulls into Milford Haven bus depot.....

 

What was the name of the bus driver?

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Answer: "You are." Read the first line of Question #6.