NEW GOVERNMENT EMBLEM |
GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT April 15, 2002 [Washington, D.C.] The federal government announced today that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because that more clearly reflects its political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you. |