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Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
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Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in electronics,". . . .and see what happens.
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5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M &M's on layaway.
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Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
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When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
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Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
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In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
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When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its those voices again" .... and last but not
least ...
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Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly. "Hey! We're out of toilet
paper in here!"
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