Beware!  Murderer on the Loose!
Warning: Lock your doors  ! 

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home. A Missouri man was  found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar  and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of the crack of his butt. Police  suspect a cereal killer.  

He, He He!   :-)