Computer Throws a Hissy Fit

COMPUTER THROWS A HISSY FIT

This came from a computer shop in Australia. Tech support got a call that went something like this:

Can you come and take a look at my computer? It's been making this strange hissing sound, and today I went to turn it on, and it wouldn't turn on, but there was smoke.

To which tech support dutifully responded

Sure, we'll come take a look

Here's what they found:

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