The government is my Shepherd,

therefore I shall not work.

It alloweth me to lie down on a good job.

It leadeth me beside still factories;

it destroyeth my initiative,

It leadeth me in the path of a parasite

for politic's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley

of laziness and deficit spending,

I will fear no evil, for the government is with me.

It prepareth an economic Utopia for me,

by borrowing from future generations.

It filleth my head with false security;

my inefficiency runneth over.

Surely the government should take care of me

all the days of my life!

And I will dwell in a welfare state forever and ever.

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