CITIZENS OF NO COUNTRY by John Brant Worth Magazine September 1996 Are taxes actually voluntary? Are licenses unnecessary? Is democracy itself illegal? Yes, yes, and hell yes, say the people who call themselves sovereign. Since I still choose to be enslaved, Richard McDonald suggests, then I might as well drive. Actually, McDonald doesn't use the word "drive." Sovereign citizens don't "drive." They "travel" in their "personal property." The distinction is crucial, McDonald insists; all words are crucial. It is by paying fervid, hairsplitting, unending attention to words, he explains, that sovereign citizens lift free of contractual entanglements with the slave masters. Entanglements, such as paying income taxes. Contracts, like a driver's license and license plates. "The sheriff's deputies all know my car, but I don't get stopped much anymore," McDonald says amiably, rising from one of his house's two computer terminals. All around, stacked floor-to- ceiling in this quirky, rambling compound in the rugged canyons near Simi Valley in an unincorporated area of Ventura County, California, are thousands of law and reference books. They give off a pleasantly musty odor, which overpowers competing essences of house cat. Symphony music issues from speakers wired above the labyrinthine floors. Live oaks grow through the middle of rooms. Jeremiads against gun control glower from the knotty-pine walls. "It's been a long time since they tried to give me a ticket," McDonald goes on, "but sometimes they like to get up real close behind me and let me know they're there." He grins foxily. "So, we might as well use your car." We leave the dank gloom of the main building, crossing a rickety foot bridge over a bone-dry gully. McDonald turns back to the house. "Back in the '40s, a religious cult built this place as their church," he explains. "Abbott and Costello and other Hollywood stars used to come out here." He gestures beyond the house, to the baked vacant hills swelling south toward Topanga Canyon. "Charles Manson did his thing on Sharon Tate the next canyon over," he says with a glimmer of proprietary pride. "Sometimes I look up from my desk and see a bobcat walking through the yard. At night we get coyotes. It's a nice quiet place to study and do research." Citizens of No Country: Page 1 of 15 From early morning to late at night, 12 to 14 hours a day, McDonald carries on his research. Sitting at his computers, studying the old law books he buys by the lot at auctions and estate sales, pouring out his interpretations in cranky, obsessively referenced essays that run over the Internet, he works at promulgating the radical, confounding, darkly seductive concept of sovereign citizenship. "Once in a great while, I'll call Richard at two in the morning with a question and catch him playing solitaire," says Jeffrey Thayer, a sovereign-citizenship advocate in Austin, Texas. "But mostly he's always working." Sovereign, or state, citizenship is the fastest-growing, potentially most far-reaching, yet least publicized arm of the antigovernment patriots' movement. Sovereigns share the central tenets of militant groups such as the Montana Freemen -- that the federal government is inherently, premeditatively, and malevolently corrupt and waging veiled but remorseless war against the American people -- but differ sharply in their means of resistance. Although sovereigns vehemently oppose any form of gun control, and most own guns themselves, they deny affiliation with paramilitary groups. They insist they are dedicated to peaceful achievement of their aims. State citizenship draws its adherents mainly from the cities and suburbs and appeals to increasing numbers of women and minorities. It is the vehicle by which thousands of disaffected yet engaged Americans -- most of whom are considerably removed from the gun-nut, white- supremacist stereotype -- wage jihad against the federal mammon. Seen through the sovereign lens, each service, regulation, enfranchisement, law, or levy the government offers or exacts is not a term of the social contract but a gambit by which the government deviously seeks to extend its power and subjugate the individual to its criminal will. The sovereign citizen combats this by severing virtually all ties to government and disclaiming virtually all sources of official documentation. The struggle is carried out publicly, first through exhaustive study of the legal foundations of the perceived tyranny and then through the exploitation of every loophole and means of redress that that legal system offers. Due process is played out to the furthest possible extent. A massive, ongoing battle of paperwork is joined with federal, state, and local officials. Most often working under the guidance of an experienced sovereign mentor, the fledgling state citizen attempts to renounce income taxes, a driver's license and license plates, vehicle registration, zip codes, a Social Security number, voter registration, credit cards, insurance policies, interest-bearing bank accounts, Federal Reserve notes, "usurious" investments in securities, even the common phrasing of names and addresses -- any conceivable wedge the government might drive into one's life. Once these bonds are carefully broken, the argument runs, the sovereign's civic identity resembles that envisioned by the framers of the Constitution. His "status" has become that of a "state" rather than a "U.S." citizen. Citizens of No Country: Page 2 of 15 Sovereign citizens defend their actions by citing a mountain of generally obscure, dated, tortuously interpreted legal statutes. Even the most modestly educated sovereign becomes a rabid, self- styled legal scholar, tapping out voluminous, arcanely phrased writs on his word processor and downloading fellow state citizens' documents from the Internet. The most articulate and closely reasoned of this research arouses increasingly frequent headaches among judges, assessors, and prosecuting attorneys. The great bulk of it, however, gets dismissed by those same officials as unintelligible rant. "I don't know of any U.S. Supreme Court decision that's upheld anything they stand by," says Jesse Choper, the Earl Warren Professor of Public Law at the Boalt Hall School of Law at the University of California at Berkeley. "The opening lines of the 14th Amendment make it very clear: All native-born or naturalized persons are citizens both of the nation and of the state where they reside. Sure, it's possible for them to renounce citizenship. They can even try to move to another country, if another country would have them. But ultimately, so what? What are the consequences of what they do? Whether alien or not, they're still subject to the laws of the country." But to an astonishing degree, sovereigns defy what they consider the vain warnings and unlawful judgments of the establishment. Resourcefully employing computer networks, self-published newsletters and magazines, shortwave radio, and community-access cable television, they completely bypass traditional media and political institutions. State citizens inhabit a sprawling, intellectually crude, but technologically sophisticated underground, where far right meets far left, radical environmentalists find common ground with radical gun-rights advocates, and New Age healers research conspiracy theories alongside evangelical home schoolers. No accurate head count of sovereign citizens is available, but sovereigns claim that "jural societies" -- self-governing state- citizen communities -- are now chartered in every county in California. Active communities of a thousand or more are thriving in the Los Angeles area and in New York City. "Common- law" courts -- self-styled juries of sovereigns passing judgment on what they hold to be criminal incursions by government on their rights -- have been established in 30 states. "In California alone, I'd say there are over 100,000 people actively practicing sovereignty," says Jeffrey Thayer. "I've presented the material to groups in just about every part of the country -- every place from Hopi reservations, to Amish farms, to Marin County in the suburbs of San Francisco. I've turned down several offers to franchise my instruction. Over the last year, it has grown beyond my wildest expectations." "We get all kinds," agrees McDonald as we continue down Box Canyon toward lunch in a Canoga Park coffee shop. Carefully braking down the switchback curves, I darkly imagine McDonald's "status" to be infectious; I keep tensely checking the rearview mirror for sheriff's deputies. "We get bankers, we get dentists, we get computer programmers, we get long-haul truck drivers." He shrugs, gazing absently down to the vast, smog-smudged plain of the northern San Fernando Valley. "Everybody knows something's wrong." Citizens of No Country: Page 3 of 15 In a few hours, McDonald will board a plane for Dallas, where he is to conduct a weekend introductory seminar on state citizenship. He appears regularly on a local cable-TV program. He hosts radio shows, writes magazine articles, debates publicly, and conducts a booming Internet business. In the Los Angeles area alone, hundreds of people have paid nearly $800 a head for his state-citizenship kits, which consist of a copy of the state constitution, hundreds of pages of laws and statutes deemed pertinent to the sovereign cause, dozens of essays and commentaries on those laws, and copies of the scores of forms and letters that the aspiring sovereign must file with various government agencies. Unlike Thayer, McDonald has fashioned a kind of franchise for his instruction, establishing a network of 20 "state-citizen service centers" staffed by former students in California, Arizona, Indiana, Michigan, New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State, and Wyoming. A gnome like, 67-year-old ex-security guard who dropped out of school in the eighth grade, an autodidact from Chicago whose conversation is larded with "ya know?'s" and "ya follow me?'s," McDonald makes an emphatically unlikely godfather to any movement. One telling measure of sovereign citizenship's appeal is that so many workaday folks are willing to look beyond this raffish teacher, his Adams Family house, and his difficult, convoluted pedagogy; that so many mall-wandering, Net-surfing, freeway-cruising Americans hunger to enlist in an arduous, unremitting war of attrition against their own government. "The powers that be are infinitely intelligent," McDonald says. "They know the American people are incredibly gullible and sheeplike, but they also know there's a limit to how far they'll be pushed. They know exactly how hard to tighten the screws and still leave room to let off the pressure. That's why the laws are written the way they are: to give people who want it an avenue of escape. But you have to make the effort. Ignorance is no excuse. Everything they tell you in the courtroom is true," McDonald concludes with a smirking grin. "They just don't tell you the whole truth." Other than signing up with the Austin board of realtors and a support group for macrobiotic vegetarians, Cathy Leman had never been much of a joiner. Growing up in Louisiana, she'd always felt a little alienated, a little distanced from what her friends were doing. Not that she wasn't popular or couldn't blend in when she wanted to. She was smart, she was attractive in a dark- eyed, leggy way, and she'd never been afraid of standing on her own. She just always liked playing the edges. Hitting the wild early '70's in her wild early 20's, Leman moved to Texas and took a job dancing at an exclusive gentlemen's club. Her first week she made $1,100, with nothing withheld, nothing declared. The IRS seemed as irrelevant to her as the Campfire Girls, as distant as the day she'd collect Social Security. And the job didn't scare her, not even that endless moment before the music started, when she stood alone on the stage, sensing all those men's eyes raking her. She always liked playing the edges. Citizens of No Country: Page 4 of 15 Before long she left the club, but she never got around to paying her income taxes. She always meant to, but could never quite pull it together. She moved a lot -- San Antonio, Dallas, then Austin. She began to settle down. She got her real-estate license and was doing okay, moving houses in the booming Texas hill country, but she still never got to those 1040s. Each day, she went to her mailbox with a wiggle of anxiety. But her luck held. They hadn't caught up with her. She kept working, kept vaguely worrying, kept looking around and thinking. Gradually, her anxiety over taxes boiled into anger. Something had gone terribly wrong with America. It was so obvious her hard-earned dollars wouldn't go to pay for anything real; they would just go to pay the interest on the debt criminally created by the Federal Reserve, none of whose members any American citizen had ever voted into power and which was really run by a secret group of international bankers. Leman understood how it worked. Back in her club days, she'd watched the local cops roust the girls. She remembered the look in the cops' eyes, knowing that these little dancers in G-strings were making twice as much money as they ever would. So the cops had helped themselves to the girls' cash. Who was going to stop them? That was how it worked. If it was happening on the local level, Leman thought, imagine what was going on in Washington. She started looking into conspiracy theories. She read the Constitution and saw how the nation was designed to be a republic in which individual rights were always paramount and representatives served at the will of the electorate -- not a democracy, in which majority rule inevitably slid into mob rule and demagogues found the masses easy to manipulate and subjugate. Democracy had been foisted on America by the illuminati. The illuminati were this secret society of European bankers who at the time of the American Revolution saw that something powerful and dangerous was happening in the colonies and sent this German, Adam Weishaupt, over to subvert it .... She didn't sweat the details, but it had all been fully researched and documented. She learned how things really headed down the tubes around the time of the Civil War. The 14th Amendment, supposedly giving the former slaves citizenship, was really a setup, a power grab by the federal government and the same international bankers -- the Rothschilds, most prominently -- who'd been pulling the strings all along. After the 14th Amendment, it was just one sorry development after another: going off the gold standard, which doomed the nation to eventual bankruptcy; the Federal Reserve Act; income tax; the Social Security Act; the Buck Act; the United Nations; gun control. They just kept tightening the screws. It was all there in the books, if anybody looked up from their TV's long enough to bother reading them. Citizens of No Country: Page 5 of 15 But what scared her the most was how they had everybody off doing their little jobs in their little boxes. No one person had the consciousness to see the whole picture. Why not? Because the corporation, the state, wouldn't let them. People got into this machine state of mind. No one really looked at one another anymore; no one really listened. Everybody was caught in the steel jaws of the machine. Leman decided to dance clear of those jaws. She started attending de-taxing meetings at Rocky Bruno's house. Rocky was a kindred spirit, a New Age healer, into colonic irrigation. Rocky had had a moment of clarity when a neighbor called child protective services on him and his wife, saying they had withheld medical treatment from their kid. There was nothing to the charge. Rocky started holding meetings at his house. A lot of good people came from all over the Austin area. There were the Lusks, Tom and LaVerne, who were totally committed to the movement. Tom was a veteran airline pilot, LaVerne a flight attendant with 20 years' seniority. It would have been easy for the Lusks to shut their eyes and pay their taxes, but for years they'd refused to play along with the IRS. Now they were facing foreclosure on their lovely home in northwest Austin. "I've been to the Libertarian meetings," Tom would say in disgust. "The Libertarians want to work within the system and fix it. The only thing I want to do is take the system out around back and shoot it." And there were the Murrills: James Willard, Lucille, and their grown son James Reginald. The group's only black family, they were churchgoing, spiritual people. James Willard had worked for the government all his life -- an Air Force career man, then the post office and the prison system. He'd seen all the waste and deceit firsthand. "Divide and conquer," James Willard would say. "That's what they're always putting over on us. White against black, man against woman, Democrat against Republican. Why is that?, you wonder." Leman could share her outrage at the system with these people. They'd discuss principled, constructive ways to resist. They were maybe a shade too straight and old-time religious for her taste -- she was more into Native American-style spirituality -- but they were definitely on the beam as far as the government was concerned. Most important, they weren't a bunch of macho jerks, running around the hills with guns, talking about overthrowing the government when they didn't even have the brains to complete their own tax forms, let alone figure out that income taxes were illegal in the first place. The group would get together at Rocky's and talk, kick around ideas. But it all might have just stayed talk, and they might have all fragged off into their own little worlds, if Jeffrey Thayer hadn't arrived in Austin in the summer of 1994. Citizens of No Country: Page 6 of 15 Thayer was one of the hottest speakers on the sovereign lecture circuit. It was Thayer, a Dartmouth grad and former top gun lawyer in L.A., who'd helped formulate the elaborate language state citizens use to ward off the feds. "Jeffrey ben-Richard, House of Thayer, Sui Juris, Ingenuitas juris et de jure" was how his business card read. It might be flowery and stilted, he explained, but in the shadowy world of laws and contracts, the specific meaning of each word, each letter, was crucial. The so- called normal phrasing of names and addresses and zip codes was in fact a lure to suck unwitting U.S. citizens deeper into a web of lies, deceit, control, and slavery. This language explicitly, unequivocally declared your status to be sovereign. It served notice to the authorities that you weren't buying into their word games. Thayer had also helped devise the idea of jural societies or townships, chartered communities of sovereigns that were totally self-governing and truly republican -- all decisions were made by unanimous vote. In 1992, he'd left L.A. for Santa Fe, New Mexico, where he'd organized one of the country's most successful jural societies. Ultra-enlightened, cosmic-muffin Santa Fe was the furthest possible psychic distance from Bo Gritz territory. Now Thayer wanted to start a township in similarly progressive Austin. Leman and the group went to hear him talk. He looked like an Austin guitar player, with his long gray-streaked brown hair tied back in a neat ponytail, his well kept spade of a goatee, his hip vest, and his easy manner. Thayer started out by attacking the stereotypes. "We're not gun nuts," he said. "We're not white supremacists. We're not woman-haters or -subjugators. We're not evangelical Christians. We're not even America-firsters. Is a black kid in South Africa sovereign? You bet he is. I'm not interested in continuing something that isn't more inclusive. I'm not interested in being angry or confrontational. I'm not interested in running around waving guns. There are too many people waving guns around already. "Have you ever noticed that it's the men who are all gung ho on state citizenship, who make a show of giving up their license plates?" Thayer said. "But that it's usually the wife driving home with a bunch of screaming kids who gets stopped by the police and has the car towed out from under her?" Talk like that persuaded Leman to spend $2,000 on Thayer's House of Common Law course. He handed out a six-inch-thick stack of laws to read, letters to write, forms to file. Thayer said that if it looked difficult and imposing, good. It was imposing. It was difficult and could even be dangerous, if you made a mistake, if you left an opening for the government to come and get you. Sovereign citizenship wasn't for everybody, he warned. He quoted Carlos Castenada: You had to be impeccable. A warrior. You had to follow a path with heart. You had to adopt a different state of mind. You had to realize that you weren't disobeying any laws. You were simply declaring that, through a careful reading of the government's own codes and statutes, you had determined that the laws duplicitously enslaving 14th Amendment, corporate, U.S. citizens simply didn't apply to you. By rejecting a Social Security card, voter registration, a driver's license, a marriage license, a regular bank account, a credit card -- all of it -- you were declaring yourself beyond them. Citizens of No Country: Page 7 of 15 But it was frightening, the idea of cutting loose -- although Leman, of course, was much less hooked in than others in the group. She was single, had no kids, was not paying income taxes, and had never vested herself in the Social Security scam. She wasn't like the Lusks with their house and legal troubles, or Rocky with his family, or the Murrills with their disability pensions and advancing age. If they had the guts to do it, why shouldn't she? She found the sovereign life in general exhilarating and interesting. It was like a knob had turned in her brain, and every thing that had been murky and confusing suddenly snapped into focus. Oklahoma City, for example. There was no question in her mind that Oklahoma City was a giant, ghastly setup by the feds. How else could you explain all the FBI and Treasury agents' being "out of the office" that morning? It had all been orchestrated to discredit the movement, to make the mainstream think that they were all gun nuts. Leman still wasn't drawn toward the militia, but the idea didn't intimidate her either. She wasn't afraid of guns. She owned guns herself, a shotgun and a pistol. If more people had guns, like in Switzerland, then people would act better toward one another. They'd show more respect. So now, on a cold Friday evening in early spring, Leman sits in an office-park conference room with Rocky and the Lusks and the Murrills and Jeff Thayer and the other 20 members of the Austin township. They've reached a crucial point in the community's development: their first common-law jury trial. A common-law jury, Thayer explains, is a rightful function of a free-standing township. It's a jury of peers -- real peers, personal acquaintances of the party involved, not the sullen, sad-sack crew of distracted strangers that lawyers stacked in supposedly legitimate courtrooms. Their first case involves the Lusks. Over the past year, the Lusks' legal problems have deepened. The IRS foreclosed on their house and sold it at auction. They impounded Tom's car. These actions were blatant crimes against the jural society's common law, of course -- theft and trespassing, as clear as cable reception or a baby's conscience. The IRS had no jurisdiction, because the Lusks weren't U.S. citizens. They'd declared themselves outside the federal district. Of course, so had the Freemen in Montana. The Lusks were in the same situation as those cowboys, really: rightfully occupying property unlawfully foreclosed. Unlike the Freemen, however, the Austin township wasn't going to seize TV cameras or frighten reporters -- as much as those lying lackeys deserved it -- or antagonize their neighbors. No, they were going to respond in a principled manner, according to the Old Testament Mosaic law, in the true spirit of the Constitution. They would use words as weapons. Citizens of No Country: Page 8 of 15 For hours on end, the words flow. Computer engineers, yoga teachers, a former attorney, a retired civil servant, a real- estate agent all weighing and parsing and polishing and chiseling the words, hammering out unanimously agreed upon republican truths instead of coerced, diluted, democratic "justice." Leman, characteristically, sits at the edge of the room, away from the table, letting Thayer and the others do most of the talking. Every now and then, she chips in with a bit of real-estate expertise. Break times come and go, and not until Rocky's kid comes in with a pizza does Leman realize nobody's bothered with dinner. Now they're discussing damages -- to be paid out by the criminal government in troy ounces of gold, not the Monopoly money printed by the Federal Reserve -- when suddenly Leman remembers her early days as a sovereign, when she was still haunted by doubts about the path she'd chosen. For an instant, she even imagines how this trial might appear to an outsider: a bunch of lunatics arguing about what Solomon would've done if his house had been foreclosed on. Grown women and men demanding with straight faces that the government own up to its sins and pay for them in gold. Who are they trying to kid? Some bought-and-paid-for judge would take one glance at this writ they were slaving over, laugh, and toss it into the trash. They might as well be home with the rest of the losers in front of their V-chipped TV's. What's going to happen to the Lusks? What's going to happen to all of us? But Thayer keeps taking them through the writ, word by word. "If the judge refuses us, we'll just take it to the Court of Appeals," he says quietly. "If Appellate won't hear us, we'll take it to the Supreme Court. And if the Supreme Court refuses to hear us, we'll just keep going. We'll go to the World Court at the Hague, if we have to. We have the law on our side. We will be heard." Leman relaxes, letting herself fall back under the spell of the words. For a fleeting moment, it's as if she were back at the club, waiting to step onto the stage, sensing the eyes raking her, pushing the edges, tasting pure freedom building into pure energy, no one else to hang onto, no one else to blame. A bitter, massive, mutual denial fuels the war between the sovereigns and the government. Just as sovereign citizens refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of the federal government, so the government refuses to acknowledge the sovereigns' very existence. In the taxonomy of the IRS, for example, state citizens don't rate their own category but are lumped in with the larger classification of tax protesters. And tax protesters, IRS spokesman Anthony Burke insists, raise barely a blip on the agency's screen. "Over and over, the courts have held that the tax protesters' arguments are spurious and without merit," Burke says. "And traditionally, tax protesters have represented a very small, almost minuscule percentage of the tax gap -- the difference between what taxpayers owe and what the service collects." Citizens of No Country: Page 9 of 15 When I describe the extent of the sovereign operations in Austin and Los Angeles and how rapidly the movement appears to be growing, Burke seems unimpressed. "You can lose perspective," he cautions. "It even happens with our own agents sometimes. They get wrapped up in an especially challenging case, and they come running to tell us we've got to put together a task force to deal with this huge, urgent, nationwide problem. But then they calm down and examine the facts. They see that, when you take a national perspective, as the service must, their case isn't really such a huge problem after all." Sovereigns respond to the government's seeming dismissal with increasing boldness. In general, state citizens regard government representatives less as bogeymen to be feared than as symbols of a beleaguered, fraying, surprisingly ineffectual empire. A rapidly widening gulf separates the sovereign island from the establishment mainland. "One of my big challenges," says Steve Jones, a state citizen who works closely with Richard McDonald in Los Angeles, "is not to be too condescending toward people who, whether out of ignorance or fear, still choose to be U.S. citizens." This growing contempt, ironically, has led to a decline in what has been state citizens' signature characteristic: paranoia. Sovereigns, for instance, despise reporters nearly as much as they do IRS auditors. They assume that mainstream journalists serve as direct mouthpieces for the establishment and that if by some miracle an unbiased story got written -- if a reporter told "truth" -- it would never get published or broadcast. Yet, throughout my travels in sovereign country, sources spoke with unvarying candor about their flouting of the law. In dozens of interviews, my credentials as a journalist were challenged only once. "I never lock my doors," Richard McDonald says. "Why should I? I've got nothing to hide. Everything we're doing is perfectly lawful. I'd say the same thing to you whether you're an undercover agent or a reporter or someone who's really interested in becoming a state citizen." "We don't waste a lot of energy looking up in the sky for black helicopters," agrees Alan Bird, a close associate of McDonald's in Los Angeles County. "Personally, I've gotten away from worrying about conspiracies or trying to puzzle out the big picture. I don't know if we're in this mess due to people being deliberately evil or if it's just been a matter of business as usual, of people in power naturally wanting to perpetuate their power. What difference does it make? I'm not concerned about how well organized the cabal is. I'm just concerned about my own response." Citizens of No Country: Page 10 of 15 Alan Bird is a 39-year-old husband and father of three young children. He is crisply articulate and has a sharp, analytic turn of mind. The rigidity in his character is softened by his surfer's dirty-blond hair and the offhand ease of a longtime Californian. In 1993, he abandoned a prosperous career in mortgage banking to commit himself to the sovereign movement. Bird graduated from Pepperdine University and worked in the aerospace industry before moving into mortgage banking. He married and started a family. All the while he felt a political restlessness, a dissatisfaction that led him to study but ultimately reject mainstream conservatism, the John Birch Society, and the Libertarian Party. "I swore to myself if I ever found a system of beliefs that answered all my questions, that provided a legal basis for effective action, that I knew in my heart to be true, then I would follow it completely, no matter what the consequences," Bird says. "I've found that system in state citizenship." Bird began studying with Richard McDonald. He quickly became fascinated by the intricate workings of the law and by McDonald's rough-hewn but seemingly brilliant grasp of it. He even developed a fondness for McDonald's ornery style. When Bird had a question, McDonald would answer by throwing a law book at him and snarling, "Here, look it up yourself!" Undaunted, Bird kept grilling his mentor. He felt at times like a squirrel gathering nuts. But the nuts, Bird soon became convinced, had sprouted into a towering forest of deceit, coercion, and encroaching enslavement. Bird makes his specific stand on the most hallowed of Southern California ground: the highway. In 1992, he mailed his driver's license and plates back to the Department of Motor Vehicles. For two years, he roamed the roads and freeways like a sovereign Flying Dutchman, with a bill of sale displayed in the window of his '65 Mustang in lieu of license plates. He says he was stopped twice by the authorities but never ticketed or arrested. Finally, in September 1994, Bird was driving in Ventura County. In his rear view mirror, he watched a patrol car do a U-turn, hustle up on his tail, and follow him for seven miles. Finally, the siren blipped and the roof light began to spin. "Sorry, I don't have one," Bird said when the deputy asked for his license. "I sent it back to the DMV. Would you like to see the documentation?" The deputy smiled as he wrote out the citation. "No thanks." He ripped off the ticket and handed it to Bird "Sign this, please." "If I don't, will you take me to jail?" The deputy's eyes flickered as he checked the angles of the windows and the positioning of hands, trying to guess Bird's intent. "If it comes to that, sir." "Very well. I'll affix my seal to it" -- only unwitting United States citizens "sign" documents, thereby surrendering their rights -- "but I am only doing so under duress." The deputy relaxed. "Tell it to the judge, sir." Citizens of No Country: Page 11 of 15 Bird, who had studied every California motor-vehicle law dating from the turn of the century, did so. He argued that the state required a Social Security number for an individual to be issued a driver's license, but that the Social Security system was voluntary. Therefore, if he declined a Social Security number because of his political and religious convictions, it was a legal impossibility for him to be penalized for not carrying a driver's license. To his amazement and delight, the court agreed. After a half-day trial, Ventura Municipal Court judge Thomas Hutchins found Bird not guilty -- on grounds of insufficient evidence -- of driving without a license, driving without registration, and having no registration in his possession. The acquittal made news throughout Southern California and raised jubilation in state-citizen communities nationwide. "The district attorney tried to shrug it off, saying that an inexperienced, overworked prosecutor got sandbagged and made a technical error," says Bird proudly. "They wanted to contain the damage by writing me off as a loose cannon, a guy with too much time on his hands. They tried to trivialize what had happened. But that prosecutor never proved I needed a license. The truth was I simply argued my case better." Four months later, Bird was again cited. This time he was convicted of failing to display front and rear license plates, and his car was impounded. Heartened by his earlier victory and still flushed from facing down the prosecutor in his own courtroom, Bird appealed the judgment. He lost again. He is appealing to a higher court. Alan Bird's existential leap against the Power seems in some ways admirable; his dedication, high-mindedness, and rigor represents whatever good sovereign citizenship might have to offer. But, at the same time, he represents what's most pernicious and wildly wrongheaded about the movement. Bird claims little interest in conspiracies, for instance, when in fact his tacit faith in the Big Evil informs all his actions. For without that evil -- the existence of which can ultimately be neither proved nor disproved -- Bird's resistance loses all honor and validity. He becomes just another cranky citizen with a grievance, taking easy, constitutionally guaranteed shots at a sprawling system deeply, perhaps inherently, but not criminally flawed. As with fundamentalist Christians whose love of God is rooted in hatred of the devil, state citizens stake their salvation on the presence of a shadow. And, as with many fundamentalists, the sovereigns' image of hell is far more vivid than their conception of heaven. State citizens spit out rapid, well-prepared ripostes to every challenge I threw at their teachings. When I asked what the world would look like if they prevailed, however, they turned strangely tongue-tied. Some stammered platitudes about small utopian communities in which untrammeled personal freedom would be balanced by unending personal responsibility. They were clearly relieved, however, when the conversation returned to the abominations of government, against which they were pitted in a grim yet glorious holy war. Hell seemed infinitely more familiar, authentic, and interesting. Citizens of No Country: Page 12 of 15 Jared Held, a 42-year-old recording engineer and Internet consultant in Studio City, California, tells a state-citizen bedtime story. A genially schizoid blend of music industry longhair and practicing Mormon, Held claims not to have paid federal taxes since 1974. The story starts with Held sitting in his apartment one day in 1993, talking with a friend. Suddenly his door buzzer sounds. "I press the intercom, and it's officer so-and-so from the Internal Revenue Service," recalls Held with a gleeful glint. "My friend says, `I better go,' but I tell him, `No, no, it's okay.' I say into the intercom, `Please state your business in writing and mail it properly. I will read it and make a timely and appropriate response.' "A minute later, the buzzer rings again. I push the button. `Mr. Held, I am here on extremely urgent IRS business, and it would be very much within your best interest if you come down and discuss it with me.' I say no again. But by now, my friend is getting really uncomfortable and wants to leave. "So we're walking downstairs, and there's this agent. The building manager has buzzed him in. My friend leaves. The agent's confident, he's coming on strong. I tell him I want to tape-record our conversation. He says, `You have to notify us ten days in advance if you want to tape-record our conversation.'" Held slaps his knees and rocks forward, laughing. "So, of course, I answer, `How can I notify you ten days in advance if you show up unannounced?' Then he changes his tack. `Is that your Volvo parked in front?' I say, yes, that's my Volvo, but it's not registered in my name. That quiets him down. Then I start playing with him a little. "'You've sworn to uphold and defend democracy, right?' The guy puffs up his chest and says, yeah, sure, damn straight. And I say, `Have you read the Constitution lately? Our form of government is a republic, not a democracy. It looks like you've been defending the wrong government.' The guy backed off after that. Before he left, he told me that I'd be dealing with another agent from then on. He said he was going to resign from the service. I haven't heard a word from the IRS since." A sovereign citizen could delightedly imagine the loutish evil revenuer and Jared Held as Grasshopper. The evil man attacks, and Grasshopper, the sovereign, uses nifty kung-fu moves to induce the revenuer to defeat himself with his own dark energy. Afterward, Grasshopper kindly and humorously instructs his vanquished opponent. The revenuer goes away enlightened. Grasshopper bows and walks back upstairs to his computer. Citizens of No Country: Page 13 of 15 A burdened, tax paying, fully licensed, and insured U.S. citizen might envision a different script. In this version, the action is ongoing. Jared Held is still living on borrowed -- more accurately, stolen -- time. A better-prepared IRS agent simply hasn't gotten around to him yet. The story ends not with Grasshopper bowing and heading back up to his computer but with a tax chiseler being led off in handcuffs, watching his Volvo slowly rise on the tow-truck hook. "Our government's gotten so big," says Gail Reese, deputy secretary of taxation and revenue for the state of New Mexico, "that if you decide you don't want to play along with it, you can go for a long time before anybody catches on." Reese has recently begun the protracted, delicate, and difficult process of settling New Mexico's business with the Santa Fe jural-society township. She explains that she's received a respectful letter from the township requesting a "dialogue" with her agency. "Maybe the most sincere and ethical of these people really consider themselves utopians, not so different from the Amish or Quakers," she muses. "They picture themselves living out on the frontier, taking care of themselves and each other, neither expecting anything from the government nor owing it anything. A nice picture. Except where's the frontier today? America used to have all this room. We just don't have that much room anymore." Kristi Daniell, a 40-year-old telemarketing executive for a major West Coast bank, drives up Box Canyon Road on a bright Sunday morning in midwinter, bound for the weekly state citizens' introductory meeting at Richard McDonald's house. The gleaming flagships of the great retail chains are just opening for business on Topanga Canyon Boulevard. Along the arroyos and dry washes, soft-bellied middle-aged men in blinding shades of Lycra pedal thousand-dollar mountain bikes. High above, hawks drift the thermals, and coyotes drowse on ridgelines in the early sun. Daniell drives distractedly, trying to follow the cryptic directions she scribbled down the day before. Follow Box Canyon Road to the carcass of the old school bus parked on the right .... There's the bus, and there's the rutted dirt road, the oak trees tucked into a cleavage between steep brown bluffs. A long, low stone-and-beam building pokes out from the trees. Daniell's throat tightens as she climbs out of her car. The enormity of what she's considering -- giving up the taxes, the licenses, the Social Security, the whole tangled nest of plastic and accreditation and identification that she knows is the problem, but from which she also draws such comfort, such deep American confidence that everything ultimately will be all right -- suddenly strikes. Citizens of No Country: Page 14 of 15 In her mind's eye, she jumps back into her car, cranks into reverse, and fishtails away from this whole creepy scene. Tomorrow morning it'll all just be a funny story she can tell her friends at the office. Daniell shakes off the vision and continues walking tentatively across the dry creek bed to the spooky sign -- YOU ARE ENTERING A SACRED PLACE -- and into the, well, compound. She keeps walking because everything isn't all right. Because the Stars and Stripes that John Wayne died for in all those late shows flies, in fact, over a land of shadows. Daniell enters the dark book-lined house to meet Citizen Richard J. McDonald, Sui Juris -- to take her first free, halting steps toward certainty and sovereignty. # # # [This essay was sent by Richard McDonald to Paul Andrew Mitchell, who edited the essay for punctuation and spelling by carefully comparing the electronic version with the hard-copy original as found in Worth magazine, September 1996 issue. Citizens of No Country: Page 15 of 15 # # #
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