BAD AMERICAN???...I'M THINKIN' NOT!!!

Am I a BAD American ? NO !!

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle-aged governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts making babies so that I can help support them. 

I don't care about appearing compassionate. I already support causes that I believe are worthwhile, charitable, educational, and religious. I don't need any liberal minion on the government payroll to tell me how, when, or where I need to show compassion.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless and I absolutely should not feel guilty about it. 

I don't think being a minority makes you noble nor victimized. 

I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer. 

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. 

I have the right not to be tolerant of others. There are a lot of screwed up people out there; card-carrying members of the largest cult in society - dysfunction. As long as I'm responsible for me and my own legal behavior, I don't have to tolerate those assholes, no matter their race, creed, or color.

I like big houses, cars, boats, and planes. 

I believe that if you are selling me Dairy Queen ice cream, a KFC box of chicken, or a hotel room - you do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are going to live in this country, you should learn to read and speak English. That would be the civil thing to do. English happens to also be the dominant language on the Internet. Gee, I wonder why ? Our ancestors did not have to die in vain so that someone could leave the country they were born in to come here and disrespect ours. 

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze," or "stop!" in English, see the previous line. 

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for stupid opinions or actions. 

If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees in my office, it wouldn't be "a private matter" or my "personal business." I would have been FIRED immediately. 

I know what the definition of lying is. I know what the definition of "is" is, too... 

I don't think that just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for some special loan program, government sponsored bank loan, etc., so you can open a hotel, convenience store, trinket shop, or anything else. That is bullshit.

I believe that no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Eminem or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to be really stupid. 

I don't think that being a student gives you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster Video or Jack In The Box. 

We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. 

I don't hate the rich. If they invented it, built it, sold it, and/or serviced it - I respect them. The only rich I cannot respect are those who inherited it.

I don't pity the poor. 

I've never owned a slave. Neither did my father, or his father, or his father, etc. If you go back far enough you can find shitty circumstances that impacted most of our predecessors' lives. Get over it. Equal opportunity means you do the same and you get the same - not you do less and expect more. 

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than an armed Hell's Angel with an attitude. 

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time. Not probation and not a plea bargain - you serve time. And clean up our highways while you do the time. By the way, a rubber band and a sharp paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent. 

I worry about dying before I get even. 

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent something better and put your name on the building.

We don't need more laws ! Let's enforce the ones we already have. 

It doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO !" Discipline means to instruct, correct and punish. Good parents do that.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. 

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid. 

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. This country guarantees me that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. We, the silent responsible majority, expect reasonable, moderate behavior from our friends and our neighbors, not to mention our politicians. 

Don't take my time or tax dollars for anything else.

I am sick to death of "Political Correctness." 

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the media would like the world to believe otherwise. 

I am not a bad American, I am a Great American !!